What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Mitt Romney.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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