what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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You ever notice when geese fly in a V there is one line that is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese in that line.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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