Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Ken wins!

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

You wanna see something really scary?

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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