What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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Women.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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