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Are You A Zombie?

  • This is not an anti-joke. Why? Because it doesn't fulfill the qualifications for one.

  • this is a joke, not an anti-joke.

  • In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

  • Why did the chicken commit suicide? He was born an unattractive, you might say, chicken and grew up with not many friends. Finally one day at school another chicken walked up to him and said, "Why don't you just kill yourself?" So he did.

  • Why was the clown in the hospital? Because he had lung cancer.

  • This is like the opposite of an anti-joke... you take the punchline of the original anti-joke and make the question the joke part. Intriguing.

  • Matt Damon told him to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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