- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

No antijoke here.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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