What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Mmmm, donuts

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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