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  • there were 5 aliens they came to earth the first one went to the school, the teacher asked a question and and the student told me me me, he learnt that The second one went to the mall and he heard a baby telling he stole my lollipop,he learnt that The third went to a family gathering where someone asked a guy Where is he-The other guy told in the toilet in the toilet.The fourth one went to a restaurant, a kid was telling spoon fork and knife spoon for and knife The fifth one went to a soccer match, someone scored so he told Yeah Baby, he learnt that Before going back to their spaceship there was a crime, the police asked who killed this man-me me me me, why did u kill him-he stole my lollipop, where did u kill him- in the toilet in the toilet, with what did u kill him-spoon fork and knife spoon fork and knife, u are going to jail-yeah baby

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  • Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

  • an alien fled to the planet, Earth, on a survey mission. When he landed, he realized that he didn't know how to speak a single human dialect, so he took up four different jobs, in an attempt to learn English. First the alien joined a choir, then he got hired as a waiter, next worked at a preschool and finally, he ran a comic store. Dispite his diverse jobs, the alien was only able to learn one word from each. The next day, a chain of murders occured in the town that currently houses the alien. While investigating one of the murders, the police officer asked a group of people, "who commited this crime?" Upon hearing this, the alien decided to perform a scale, "me me me me me me me". The police officer was suprised at this remark, and proceeded to ask, "what did you kill him with?" The alien then responded, "forks and knives, forks and knives." The officer was, again, baffled at what he was hearing, so he continued to ask, "What were your motives?" The alien then replied, "cause he stole my lolipop!" At this point, the officer wondered if he was dealing with a madman or not. To assure his guess, he proceeded to ask the alien one last question, "who do you think you are?" "SUPERMAN!"

  • Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

  • no it's One day three aliens came to earth. They disguised them selves as humans and they invaded three different houses. They didn't know English so they stopped at the three T.V.'s. The first alien was watching a music video and learned how to say "Mi Mi Mi". The second alien was watching a cooking show and learned how to say "". The third alien was watching a commercial for a vacuum and learned how to say "Plug It In Plug It In" So the next day they got together and walked around town to find them selves upon a crime scene. A cop walked up and said "Do you know who killed this man? the first alien said " Mi Mi Mi" and the cop asked with what then the second alien said "Forks And Knives Forks And Knives" So the cop said " You know we are going to have to put you in the electric chair for this?" and the third alien said "Plug It In Plug It In!". And so the three aliens were arrested.

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