- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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