What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffins says "God its hot in here." The other muffin screams "AHHHH talking muffin!!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -83

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

thumb_up thumb_down +4

cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -1

So a black man hails a taxi...

thumb_up thumb_down +38

make me a sandwich! what kind?

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A French man gets into a fight

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops