How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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There are 500 bricks on an airplane. If you drop one out, how many are left? 499. There are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator. What are they? Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge. There are four steps to putting a deer in the fridge. What are they? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the deer in, close the fridge. The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals are there but one. Why is that? The deer is in the fridge. A woman wants to cross an alligator infested swamp. How does she do it? She crosses normally because the alligators are at the Lion King's party. She dies anyways. Why? She gets hit in the head with a brick.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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throbbing slobber

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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