- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

A black man walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a pint of lager. The barman refuses to serve him because of his race. This causes the black man and any others in the establishment to leave, considering this appalling behaviour.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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