what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

4/20.

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Cold camel scrotum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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