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Are You A Zombie?

  • im gonna use this on my brother

  • There's another version of this joke where there's a guy in a interview and is getting asked these question and he misses the last one and the boss says no the brick from the plane falls on her this interview is over.

  • Love how it ties in with the beginning again.

  • Instead of doing the last question, I like to do these: The lady goes inside her house and finds a dead animal. How did it die? Answer: It froze to death for being in the fridge for too long. (It's the deer) Finally, the lady goes outside get the mail and dies. At the time of her death, A man walking his dog, a banker, a fisherman, a teacher, and a robber were nearby. Who did the police arrest for her death? Answer: You, because you dropped the brick that landed on her head. :)

  • There's supposed to be one more about a black guy calling for his god for help, bad the elephant is in the fridge because his god is the elephant god!

  • zaboooooooraaaaaa

  • All my friends said... Cut the deer up and put it inside O_________O I DIED Laughing!

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