*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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How do you kill a Jew? Shoot him in the head.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Yanter, Look it up

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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