roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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who is mark

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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In Soviet Russia, joke tells YOU! ...because that is the syntax of the language.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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