DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Mitch

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Raveena Thandhan

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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