Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for water. The bartender asks,"How would you like to pay?" And do you know what he said? "Charge it to the game."

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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knock knock who's there ?

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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