A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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The Bible

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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