The Pittsburgh Pirates

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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i like pie.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Patriarchy.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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