Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Your Mom.

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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