on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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