A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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