What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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