-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Wats a joke?

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock come in.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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deez nuts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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snowglobe

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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