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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Baseball

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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This one time at band camp....

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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