How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What's big, wet and yellowish-green at midnight? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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George W. Bush

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Anti Joke

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