- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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