Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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What what In the butt

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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knock knock. come in.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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hahah i just thought of a funny joke!!!!!!

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Shit!

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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