Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What happens when you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says to the man behind the counter, "Do you have any ointment? my beak is very chapped" the man replies "we have nothing for ducks here."

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? A family friend paying a visit.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Anti Joke

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