what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Society.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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