flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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LIKE THIS!

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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KSI

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Anti Joke

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