- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Women's rights

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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