Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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T-Dog scare me

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Anti Joke

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