YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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