What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, yup.

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Two muffins are in an oven, and one muffin says to the other "It sure is getting hot in here". the other muffin says "holy crap, a talking muffin."

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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