- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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