What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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