What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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An man walks to a bra

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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