I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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this site is an antijoke

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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