- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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