Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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a black father

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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