You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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women sports....

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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