What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Garry Glitters on here

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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