What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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