What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

go F*** yourself

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

sorry got to poo

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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