What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Michael Castillo is gay

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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