How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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I like turtoes.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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Anti Joke

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