A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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The Pope

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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