mexicans fishing

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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potato farming

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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liam buchan is gay !

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Women's rights

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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The Irish man was sober.

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buttcrack thumbs up

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Anti Joke

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