why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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