Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Double-whammy

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Leave. Now.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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