What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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A woman's opinion

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Anti Joke

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