There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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marshal sterio had sex

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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like for a handjob.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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