How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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