How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Knock Knock.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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dallen loves penis

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Two hunters are in the woods. One of them clutches his chest, falls to the ground, and loses consciousness. In a panic, the other hunter calls 911 and tells the operator that his friend might be dead of a heart attack. The operator says "Before we send a coroner instead of an ambulance, first make sure he's dead." The hunter says "Alright." There is a pause and then BLAM! "Okay," says the hunter, "now what?" The operator follows standard procedures to keep the hunter on the phone, lucid and calm. 45 minutes later, police reach the scene, arrest the hunter and begin a months-long investigation. Forensics determines that the dead hunter was likely alive prior to being shot in the face at point-blank range. The defendant is charged with first-degree murder and receives a 30-year sentence. On the 9th year of his sentence, he is stabbed in the chest 6 times by an initiate in a rival prison gang and dies the next day. He was 53.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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