How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Mike tyson

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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