Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Black people are clen.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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