What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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wael.. nuff said

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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