Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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wael.. nuff said

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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poopoo

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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