What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Anti Joke

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