To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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