Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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