Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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Your're racist.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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hi iggy

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Cool Brian

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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