Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Drew Knowles is gay

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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like if your cool

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