your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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DESERT

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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666

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Davey Peterson.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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