your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What happens when you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Anti Joke

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