Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Potassium? K.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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