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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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