Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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School

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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