Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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obama's promises

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

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