- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Face...the other white meat!

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

whats brown and sticky? shit

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