Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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