2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Unless they were having sex with my corpse.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Anti Joke

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