I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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123 Main street

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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