A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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