Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's two plus two? Window

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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