they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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