Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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