What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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