Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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White men's rights

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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