Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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sexual intercourse.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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