How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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retard

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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