Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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What do you do when you're bored in Manhattan? You buy a minigun, enchant it to have limitless ammo, and then shoot it for one hour straight, killing innocent pedestrians in time square while laughing hysterically. Or maybe that's just me

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Hi my name is Bob

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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