knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Guest what in the butt

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Who is a better president, Bush or Obama? Both have their Pros and Cons.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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What has two legs, and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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