Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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this site is an antijoke

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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