Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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