Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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69

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Your girlfriend.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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