The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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feminism

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Error 37.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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