A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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