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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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