- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

go F*** yourself

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

david poredos

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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