What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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woman's rights

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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